🌭 Hot Dog Firework Tank Top

When Erin + Jamie traveled to Europe on their Relics and Ravioli trip, they learned they could spot an American from a mile away, because Americans have Hot Dog Firework Face: a face that's seen a $50,000 fireworks display set to "God Bless the USA" while munching on a chili dog. With a cheeky reminder that "Real patriots fight Christian Nationalism", you'll be serving separation of church and state, just like our forefathers intended. Available in a tank top, because we actually do believe in the right to bear these kind of arms.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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