🎆 Hot Dog Firework Tank Top



When Erin + Jamie traveled to Europe on their Relics and Ravioli trip, they learned they could spot an American from a mile away, because Americans have Hot Dog Firework Face: a face that's seen a $50,000 fireworks display set to "God Bless the USA" while munching on a chili dog. With a cheeky reminder that "Real patriots fight Christian Nationalism", you'll be serving separation of church and state, just like our forefathers intended. Available in a tank top, because we actually do believe in the right to bear these kind of arms.

🗓️ HEADS UP: Because these are a print-on-demand situation, we unfortunately do not have any control over the delivery date. Based on current estimates, Tuesday, June 25, will be the last day to order if you would like your product to arrive in time for The Fourth of July.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28