🫤 Disappointed Betsy Ross T-Shirt

$35.00

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A classic, staple t-shirt with the dismayed face of Betsy Ross staring back at anyone trying to marry Jesus and dangerous patriotism. The fake quote reads "I didn't sew this flag so you could be weird about it." Which she probably didn't say, but she probably WOULD say, you know? A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness and a founding mother with an attitude.

NOTE: Because this item is print-on-demand, we cannot actually guarantee a shipping deadline for it to arrive in time for the Fourth of July. However, if you order by June 18, we’re 99% sure it will arrive in time.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65