🌭 Hot Dog Firework Face T-Shirt

If you have complicated feelings about celebrating America, we've got a special collection just for you. Americans should be known for our commitment to liberty and justice for ALL and the fact that you can always spot an American in a crowd by their Hot Dog Firework Face, not their Christian Nationalism. Make everyone at the parade juuuuuust this side of uncomfortable as you serve healthy separation of church and state. Peep the Easter egg: the Roman numerals at the top represent 1836, a hat tip to John 18:36, where Jesus says his kingdom is not of this world. 😘

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

HOLIDAY SHIPPING NOTICE: Once you place your order, the Faith Adjacent team has no control over printing and shipping schedules, so we recommend you confirm your holiday purchases no later than DECEMBER 11. Depending on the product, it SHOULD get to you in time, but we cannot guarantee it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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