🌭 Hot Dog Firework Face T-Shirt



If you have complicated feelings about celebrating America this 4th of July, we've got a special collection just for you. Americans should be known for our commitment to liberty and justice for ALL and the fact that you can always spot an American in a crowd by their Hot Dog Firework Face, not their Christian Nationalism. Make everyone at the parade juuuuuust this side of uncomfortable as you serve healthy separation of church and state. Peep the Easter egg: the Roman numerals at the top represent 1836, a hat tip to John 18:36, where Jesus says his kingdom is not of this world. 😘

πŸ—“οΈ HEADS UP: Because these are a print-on-demand situation, we unfortunately do not have any control over the delivery date. Based on current estimates, Tuesday, June 25, will be the last day to order if you would like your product to arrive in time for The Fourth of July.

β€’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β€’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/ydΒ² (142 g/mΒ²)
β€’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β€’ Side-seamed construction
β€’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β€’ Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Β  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 Β½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65